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Let this be on record, I fucking love porn but there are some things about porn that cause my blood to boil. First, how young the women look. Is it me or are women in the porn industry looking progressively younger and younger every year? Like, Piper Perri caused a conflict with my brain and my cock when she first came on the scene. If you've seen her body of work, you get my drift. My brain thought she looked too young to be over 18 but my cock was in a half-chub state because I didn’t know what was going on. When your big brain and little brain are confused, that's an issue. I like girls like Piper Perri and Vanessa Phoenix now but these days, girls be looking 15 years old in the face and 20 years old in the body. That's no good. The varieties of porn are insane. There are many genres of porn, sub-genres and sub-genres of the sub-genres. I have the exact same problem when it comes to Hulu too. I have no fucking idea what to watch. Sometimes I'll just sit there and go through the pages upon pages of content just looking. Celebrity porn is hard to come by as you'd have better luck getting with Dove Cameron than finding a celebrity sex tape that wasn’t made after 2007. Mainstream sex scenes in movies are a concession but you'd rather have the real thing. The fact that men get paid less than women in porn. Like if you were to do a scene with a chick and she gets paid more than you, you'd have some choice words with the director. The availability of some classic porn movies. I tried finding Playboy's Blue Collar Babes on DVD but everywhere that had the movie listed was out of stock. I had to resort to the net to find the film and that's becoming a major issue. Lots of porn movies that haven’t been in print since the 90s are getting harder to find along with a working machine to play the movie. Porn preservation should be a fucking thing. I want future generations to be able to enjoy porn from the 80s, 90s and 2000s without all that physical media. That's nowhere near all the things wrong with porn but just the ones I could think of -
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I think the right to proper facilities to empty your guts is something everybody should have. But some people are just fucking stingy with letting you use the shitter, even in the event of a potty emergency. Let me tell you a little story about myself. I have that medical condition that Arin Hanson from Game Grumps has in that I shit constantly, so finding a toilet is kinda important. So, I was walking round the main street in my town, when I felt I had to shit. One of the worst things about my town is if you wanna find a proper toilet to shit in, in the event of a potty emergency, you’re kinda fucked as if you’re far away from a business with a toilet, you'd have to shit-waddle your way there and even if they do let you use the toilet to go poo, it's usually not without paying for something. Even if you find a place with a bathroom, sometimes they can be really fucking stingy and close it off to everyone. So, I grabbed a $5 bill out of my wallet, paid for a slice and blew up that bathroom with my poo. I got my pizza and put $2 as a tip as a Thank You for letting my ass go #2. We shouldn’t have to jump through hoops like that just to use the shitter. There should be a law that says in the event of a bathroom incident, you are legally obligated to let them use your toilet because you don’t wanna be named as that spot that won’t let you poop. While on topic, I wanna talk a bit about A-holes being douchenozzles about whether or not someone is the proper gender to be using that gender's bathroom. If you’re a trans or cis, going to use the restroom shouldn’t feel like 1965 Alabama where you'd get lynched for using a white man's bathroom. If you gotta go, you gotta go. It's that simple. If your trans or cis, use the fucking bathroom. It shouldn’t be an issue. -
You Know What Angers Me?: People Who Don’t Bathe, Shower or Use Deodorant - General Discussions (anything).
One of the most important things when going anywhere is not stinking like a portable toilet at a music festival after its been tipped over. I try my best to do double maintenance when I'm going anywhere important, double the showers, the cleaning, the deodorant, everything. Some people however are just gross. I once went to a comic convention and holy hell the smell. There were loads of cute girls there but a lot of the dudes at the convention stunk like they tried to make fajitas in their underpants while running a marathon. Just the overall stench of man-ass could have downed a bull elephant. Who goes to a convention and says, "Stuff going for a shower before the convention starts, I'm just gonna stew in my man-ass juices and do it later"? There's a reason comic-cons have those signs that say you need to put on deodorant, not because it’s helpful advice but some people namely neckbeards go a whole week without bathing, cleaning themselves or putting on deodorant and have a nasal onslaught that would make an onion cry. If you’re going to go anywhere, take a shower, brush your teeth, comb your hair, do whatever it takes to not look like you bathe in doody -
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Don’t take this the wrong way. I fucking love Christmas. But there are many things about the holiday that can get on someone’s nerves to the point of having an aneurysm. The advertising, why does it show up earlier and earlier every year? I mean you'd be watching a show on TV or some shit and then an ad showing Christmas cookies comes on in September. Do you see what’s wrong here? Christmas ads should be near or on December, not whenever the fuck networks feel like. The Christmas and fall foods come out in the middle of August. I don’t wanna think about pumpkin spice when lemonade is on the menu. It's like the stores like Walmart and Target do that to fuck with people's heads. Then there's the kids shopping for presents with mom. Why is it around Christmas time that is the one time out of the year that kids are legally bound to act like entitled assholes? Like, you tell them that there are no Paw Patrol toys in stock and they have a fucking meltdown that would rival that of Chernobyl. And it gets worse when they find out that Santa put their ass on the naughty list for setting a dog on fire. They go supernova. Black Friday is always a bitch. Why is it we as a society think going to a Best Buy at 10 pm at night just to elbow someone in the fucking nads just to get them that Blu Ray player is a great idea? I don’t wanna have to catch hands from someone when going to Walmart for cereal. Dude, it’s not that important that you get that tech item or toy before everyone else. Just shop online so you don’t have to deal with these assholes. Christmas specials get worse every year. It's always either that sappy-ass love story centered around the holiday, some asswipe businessman wants to tear down a youth center so the kids run the Nativity play to help save the youth center, a kids movie that is too saccharine for even kids or some "holiday" special where the characters avoid using the word Christmas like the plague. Speaking of that, why is it some places won’t allow you to say, "Merry Christmas" or any variation on the greeting without offending anyone? Isn’t that what Happy Holidays is for? It’s so that you can tell someone to have a festive season without asking them what they celebrate. Yet, in some places we can’t even use Happy Holidays. What do they want us to do, say, "Happy Festivus"? The food, OMG the food. Why is it that time of the year is where we stuff our faces like we were food chipmunks? There is a shit-load of food every year and it gets worse when you celebrate at your Latin friend's house. We Latinos go fucking hard when it comes to Christmas food. There's pork, ham, rice and beans, croissants, potato salad, if your waist wasn’t busting at the seams after that spread, the dessert will make your ass think you've landed a spot on My 600 Pound life with all that food you ate. Then comes the gift-giving and receiving. It's always the best part. But then there are some family members who have no fucking clue when it comes to gift giving but at least they tried and you gotta respect that. But then there are the assholes who think Christmas is a good time to play a practical joke. My sister did this to me and I'm still fucking salty about it. My sister one year got me mouthwash. Mouthwash is not a gift. I saw that my cousins got fucking awesome gifts like a PS2 game and a Nerf gun and I got Listerine. What kind of asshole does that to their sibling? That’s not a gift, that’s a fuck you. Christmas is awesome but we need to make it better. -
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I've already talked about how tourists can be annoying but there’s more to say about them. They wear these gaudy, ugly-ass souvenir t-shirts that not even people living in the country they’re visiting would wear even if they’re really desperate. Let me give you an example, I live in Reading, Pennsylvania but on one of the main streets, there's a guy selling Puerto Rico souvenir shirts. It's cool beans if you’re in the US as it's kind of a cool memento but if you wear that thing in Puerto Rico, you will be laughed at. Tourist-y t-shirts are basically telling everyone, "I'm a tourist and look at my lack of fashion sense". They’re loud, like talking like Loud Kiddington from Histeria in a crowded mall. Has anyone ever heard of using your indoor voice? Nobody wants to hear your conversation about you boning your wife at the hotel over the phone in the mall. Keep your TMI convos to yourself. They ask for the prices of things in dollars. If you’re in a country that doesn’t use the dollar, make sure you do your research and exchange your dollars for pounds, francs, yen, Euro, what have you. But, if you go to a country that accepts the US dollar then you should be fine. They try to speak the language only to sound like a dumbass. In Puerto Rico you don’t need to speak Spanish when there cause they do know English. If your Español is muy bueno then go nuts but if you don’t speak the language, have a friend who knows the language help you. They assume people speak English in a country that doesn’t speak English. Like if you go to a country that doesn’t speak English, try to learn some of the language when you’re there. Don’t be that idiot who speaks slowly to try to talk to a local, you sound like a dumbass. They pack waaay too much shit. They pack like London Tipton from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody would pack. Too many clothes for a weeklong trip. Just pack a couple shirts, pants, undies and shoes that you can mix and match while there and you'd be just ducky. Also, don’t pack any unnecessary shit you don’t need while on vacation. They act like entitled jerks when on vacation. Like, people who take their clothes off at Machu Picchu or visit Auschwitz and decide to film loud and cheerful travel vlogs. Don’t do that shit in public. They don’t respect laws. If you go to Amsterdam, keep your weed smoking at coffeeshops and don’t get caught with more than five grams of weed. I'm a mild pothead and even I wouldn’t do that. If you plan on traveling, be a respectful and responsible tourist because when you go to another country, you’re pretty much like a goodwill ambassador. So don’t make yourself look bad -
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Everyone was or is going to be one to a country or state at some point. But there are some things that these fuckers do that bring my piss to a boil. In some countries, they try to look like the locals when in reality they look fucking stupid. No one outside of a cultural festival or a traditional wedding would wear crap that would look fucking dumb in everyday dress. In Puerto Rico, unless you’re an abuelito at a wedding or a foreign leader you look stupid wearing a guayabera. You basically have to tell them what to do, like a lot so they don’t end up hurt. If I go to Mexico and someone tells me, "No bebes la agua" you can believe that I'll follow those rules but alas, some dumbass will say fuck off to those rules and get a caca storm larger than eating everything on the Taco Bell menu combined. You remember that skit from Robot Chicken where the Bloopers host travels to Mexico, drinks the water and ends up shitting like a pressure washer? Well, imagine that in real time. If you drink the water in Mexico, your asshole will be 80% scar tissue. They'll say some stupid fucking things such as, "How big is the village you come from?" "This place is nicer/cleaner/more sophisticated/more modern than I expected." Most parts of the world are modern, you ignoramus. Hell San Juan, Tokyo, Berlin and Shanghai are old meets modern. Also, not all people live in villages unless they live in the countryside in the UK or one of those haciendas in Mexico. They've got maps but feel the need to open them right in the middle of the path. Oy, move out of the way numbnuts. Seriously, it's like Johnny T from Glove and Boots once said, "Move fast or get out of the way". You look like a fucking dingus standing there in the middle of the sidewalk like you’ve got nowhere to be. These fuckers dress like if you layered every piece of clothes on top of each other in the Create A Wrestler mode in WWE 2K20, funny in video game form, not so much in real life. Seriously, who the hell layers up in a warm climate? You must get a nasty case of swamp ass when you get to the hotel. But the worst thing these numbnuts do is graffiti or at worse desecrate a worldwide landmark just for teh likes. Example: https://nypost.com/2019/09/05/cops-searching-for-couple-accused-of-vandalizing-sacred-native-american-site/These two dickheads went to Starved Rock State Park in Utica, Illinois and basically did a rock carving on what is a sacred Native American site. You wouldn’t pee your name into the Western Wall in Jerusalem or write Fuck Mexico on the Alamo, so why do this? Look, it's cool to travel just don’t act like a dumbass representative of your state or country. Okay? Who comes to your country or city acts like an ambassador for the whole city or country. Bottom line, don’t be a dummy in other countries unless you like seeing the inside of a prison cell -
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Why? Because it sucks. First of all, the school itself. It often looks like it hadn’t been upgraded in ever. Some schools in the US have a tendency to skimp on a lot of shit if it means saving a little extra money for the year, even if it’s at the student's expense. The bathrooms look like something out of Borderlands, just old, decrepit walls, graffiti on the walls that has been there since Deion Sanders was in the NFL, and toilets that would make anyone suffer from voluntary constipation. The lunches at a school taste like absolute dog-shit; meat that your dog wouldn’t eat, french fries that use an ungodly amount of oil, and the absolute massacring of dishes you loved as a child like meatloaf with potatoes, quesadillas, nachos and pizza. How the fuck can you screw up pizza? But apparently it's possible. When I was a kid, school pizza was fucking awesome but due to the fact that some schools are more tight-fisted with money than Scrooge McDuck, you get some cafeterias that serve what shouldn’t be classified as pizza. At some point, the school cafeteria would just get fucking lazy and serve Domino's or Pizza Hut when they can’t be arsed to make a decent pizza. The rules are insane. I went back to my high school website and got a copy of their rules and OMG these rules make Camp 22 in North Korea look like Tokyo Disneyland. Some of the offenses that the students could get suspended for is nuts. You can get suspension for having your fucking inhaler on your person because they consider it a drug. The students can be assholes. We all at least knew a couple of these kids who make school Hell on earth and yet the teachers legally can’t do shit lest they get fired because of another reason school sucks, the parents. Parents don’t exactly make school fun either. They seem to think that their little baby is incapable of grabbing a girl's tit during study hall and will sue the ass off the school if they think otherwise. That’s why some teachers legally have their hands tied if a student acts like a dick, they can’t tell them to fuck off, yell at them or you know do any actual discipline when the mother is too much of a waterhead to do it herself because they will try fucking everything to get that teacher fired. Even the teachers can be assholes too. I've read one too many stories on Reddit of teachers who get that big brain energy and think they can treat their students like shit. But there are some things that make the school experience great, those teachers that can not only inspire but make you feel fucking awesome about yourself, finding a friend in all that nonsense and when they added online schooling because of the virus, kids rejoiced because they didn’t have to go to school that much, they could do some of it online. They were happier than France winning the World Cup in 1998.
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I'm here. Well, I never really left. I've been busy with my YouTube channel. Up to 700 subscribers. But my heart is in NWF -
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The idea is that everyone adds their own little bit to this story, making it up as we go along. Ready?
Eve Torres, AJ Lee and Natalya have been pals for a while now but they were going to add a new edition to their circle in Taeler Hendrix. One day, Taeler Hendrix was summoned to what looked to be a sushi place in the middle of an American city.
"Why am I here?" asked Taeler to herself.
Taeler entered through the doors to find Eve, AJ and Nattie all sucking down sake shots like they were cough medicine.
"You're next, Nats" AJ replied pouring the pin-up strong Diva a shot
Nattie drank the shot down and almost vomited.
"Ugh. How strong is that?" Natalya asked
"99 proof" replied Taeler
"You think you can take this sake? It's called ドラゴンのザーメン or Dragon's Semen" says AJ sure of herself
Taeler then proceeds to down the shot like a pro. She motions for another an AJ pours Taeler another.
"Wow, Taeler. How can you do it?" asked Eve
"Easy. My body is slow as all hell getting me drunk" Taeler said knocking back another shot
AJ, Eve and Nattie were amazed at Taeler's ability to hold back her liquor
"Let's get outta here!" Taeler exclaimed
AJ, Eve and Nattie followed along and went into town. Together they went around and saw Allie and Rosemary having what looked to be a passionate discussion about something outside the city limits near the Dixieland Saloon near the next town
"Please, Demon. It would really be fun if you wore pink" Aliie cooed to Rosemary
"No chance Bunny. Our meatsuit doesn't like bright colors and besides, your clothes wouldn’t fit anyway" Rosemary growled
"Hello, Rosemary and Allie! What are you two arguing about?" asked Taeler to a pee'd off Rosemary
"The Bunny wants us to wear her clothing but the only problem is, we have much more features than the Bunny" said Rosemary to Allie who was following a squirrel
AJ and Nattie tried thinking something up
"Where do you usually shop Rosemary?" asked Natalya
"We usually shop at the Mortal Coil boutique" said Rosemary
"Great, let's go there" replied AJ -
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Hi there, Eve here. Have you ever tried something new but just didn’t get it? Like, just this week my girlfriend Alexa Bliss and I tried Japanese cooking. It didn’t turn out so well. Asuka said our sushi tasted like Naomi’s ass. But that’s a story for another time. Well let me tell you about the time AJ Lee tried her hand at art but wasn’t very good.
It was the day of the “Filthy Fucking Art Show”. The Filthy Fucking Art Show is an entire art show dedicated to porn art. It was canceled last year on account of the Coronavirus but AJ Lee being the pint-sized pioneer she is decided to hold the show at Black Widow Comics when last year’s venue didn’t pan out. Everyone had art pieces out to look at and to buy. Dakota Kai, the writer and illustrator of Teenage Fighting Poon Girls had some never before released art pieces where AJ and I were bare-assed, sans loincloths, showing our booties. Rosemary had a “$5 for a quick doodle” booth. She managed to do a caricature of yours truly. But there was one person who was, let’s just say inept at art. AJ Lee brought out some art pieces and well they weren’t well received. AJ’s drawings looked like a toddler or a stripper with an IQ of 79 drew it. Everyone in the comic book shop did not know what to say to these drawings.
Dakota Kai: What the fuck is that, mate? That looks like something my little niece would draw, even though I taught her how to draw.
Rosemary: We do not like your substandard art tiny mortal.
AJ was livid, she balled up and threw her drawings in a huff and stormed the fuck out of there because she felt her work was shit. I got out there after her to talk to AJ. She was not happy to say the least
“AJ, you really don’t think your drawings are absolute crap, do you?” I ask a down AJ
“It’s hopeless. I draw like a stripper with Parkinson’s” AJ bashed to herself while looking at her drawing
I thought about it and remembered my time with Veda Scott learning how to draw naked people, how she taught a whole room of Divas how to draw women and men naked and told AJ, “Maybe you could sit in at Veda Scott’s art classes?”
“Veda? You mean that lawyer chick who’s even weirder than me?” AJ asked
“Yes, her. She may have a few screws loose but she did get me off that mooning charge” I said freely to AJ
I got a folded piece of paper out of my pocket and showed AJ my drawing of Taeler Hendrix with simple lines
“Wow, Eve that’s really good” AJ remarked
“Yeah, Veda said I have a knack for drawing naked people” I said slyly
“That does it. I’ll go” AJ said assuredly
“That’s good. Now, is there something you’re forgetting?” I ask AJ
“Oh, yeah” AJ says as she gets back into the comic book store.
AJ popped back into the art show, grabbed blue ribbons from a table and placed them on 3 of the drawings on display.
“(Places 3rd Place ribbon on drawing) 3rd, (places 2nd Place ribbon on Rosemary’s drawing) 2nd, (places 1st Place ribbon on Dakota Kai’s work) Best in show. In that order. Continue on with the show, ladies” AJ said as she left the art show
The next day, I went to Veda Scott’s art class which was held at the McMahon Learning Center. I see AJ Lee next to me, grab her tiny hand in mine and walk into the center. We see all kinds of Divas bustling about in the learning center, there were the Bella Twins hosting a beer making class with samples of their own Twin Pale Ale, Tessa Blanchard was teaching film and my darling sweet Alexa Bliss was teaching toy care. We went to one of the two lone art studios and went into to where we saw short, red-haired and nutty. Veda Scott was sitting on a stool and saw AJ and myself
“Stop, don’t move. Keep it right where you are” Veda says as she gets out her sketch pad and starts drawing like a mad woman
We froze in place while Veda was drawing.
“Can we move yet?” AJ said through clenched teeth
When Veda was done sketching she showed us what it looked like. It was a line drawing of myself and AJ done surprisingly well. We sat down at easels next to each other to wait for the class to begin. Lots of women piled in to the studio and sat down at easels. Veda sat at her easel and began to speak
“Alright, so I want to welcome all of you to my art class. We want to make AJ Lee feel nice and welcome. Say hi to AJ class” says Veda to her class
“Hi AJ” says the class directly
Veda then hands out pencil crayons to the whole class and brings in the model for the class who happened to be Taeler Hendrix.
“Class, today you draw Taeler with simple lines.” Says Veda as Taeler disrobes and sits on the bench in the middle of the room with her busty frame all splayed out for everyone to see
Taeler began to disrobe and sat at the bench in a pose that showed off her tits and coochie. Everyone began to draw Taeler with the pencil crayons provided. I saw that everyone’s drawings were very neat. I saw that AJ was going at the easel like a mad woman. She was drawing like a golden lion tamarin on speed. AJ stopped and everyone in the class looked at her drawing. It looked like it belonged in an art gallery. Veda stood there agog. I was speechless
“AJ, you drew like Salvador Dali on crack. I love it.” Veda replies to AJ
The whole class cheered for AJ’s drawing. AJ and I compared drawings. She saw my drawing which was all Taeler in basic lines and I saw AJ’s drawing which looked like Dali himself drew Taeler. Taeler got up from the bench and looked at AJ’s art. Everyone loved her art.
“Damn, you did me justice. Say, how’s about after this we have a beer at Lynch’s Pub.” Taeler said happily
“I’ll drink to that.” AJ replied
After the art class was over, AJ, Taeler, Veda and myself all piled into Lynch’s Pub. Becky had served us about three pitchers of beer when we felt a bit wavy. I was in no shape to drive and neither were the rest of them. So, I grabbed the nearest flyer to the Hotel 2000 and showed everyone.
“Hotel party” I had exclaimed
AJ, Veda, Taeler and myself staggered over to the Hotel 2000, walked up to the concierge and I had put down a $1000.
“Give us one of your big rooms” I slurred to front desk lady who could smell the booze breath on my person.
Our group had grabbed the key and we made our way to the room. We looked and the room looked opulent. It looked like the bedroom of Liberace with way more flair and gold. Taeler had grabbed me aside and kissed me. Even though we were hammered like the wood used to build a school, her lips tasted like cherry wine. AJ and Veda were stripping off and jumping in the hot tub. Taeler and I followed suit.
“Taeler your nips are so juicy, I just wanna suck them” said Veda looking at Taeler with beer goggles
Veda began suckling at Taeler’s massive boobage like a cow being born on her right tit
“What should we do? “AJ asked me
“Play along” I replied to AJ
AJ decided to perch her little cutie patootie onto the edge of the hot tub for maximum ass eating while I went in on Taeler’s left tit to suckle on it. Taeler moaned out in delight.
“Oh, my girls are my sensitive spot.” Taeler cried out
Taeler hoisted herself onto the edge of the hot tub, rubbed her puss wildly and squirted onto Veda’s face and AJ’s back. Her stream was powerful. Taeler decided a bit of tossing the salad was in order so she followed AJ and ate my ass. Taeler’s masterful tongue felt like Thor’s hammer on my balloon knot. I look over and AJ was still eating out Veda and Veda creamed in AJ’s face.
“Sorry, AJ” Veda said to AJ as she was semi underwater
Taeler was tongue-punching my fart faucet like it was no one’s business. She had me on the edge of my seat. She was licking my brown eye up and down like an ice cream. I felt a powerful shock coming from my pussy. I knew I had to come.
“I’m gonna cream” I replied
I reared up stroked my kitty and creamed into the hot tub. Veda, Taeler and myself had a good cum, everyone that is except AJ. I thought of what would make AJ Lee cream. So I saw the bottle of Rose in the ice bucket, got it out and put it into AJ’s tight little rosebud.
“Eve, this is….. Oh God that’s cold” AJ replied as the bottle met her rosebud.
I used the bottle like any woman would a dildo and fucked AJ’s ass with the champagne bottle. I had a good stroke going.
“Do me like that” AJ moaned.
I had her going and AJ felt the pressure in her bumhole building.
“I think, I think I’m gonna cream” AJ cried
So with one last stroke, I popped AJ’s cork along with the cork on the bottle of Rose.
“Mazel Tov” Veda says slyly
So, I handed out the glasses for the champagne and we drank it up. Just then, we heard a loud klaxon blaring in the room
“Fire drill in progress. All guests out” said the voice on the loudspeaker
Everyone grabbed their clothes and headed out the door butt naked and we saw what had caused the fire drill. Tessa Blanchard heating up her grilled cheese.
“Sorry, I didn’t know my grilled cheese had ghost pepper cheese in there” Tessa said to a pissed off crowd.
Veda, Taeler, AJ and myself all went our separate ways but we had a lot of memories of that night.
The next day, at Black Widow Comics AJ got a customer in Rosemary.
“We apologize tiny mortal. It seems we were mistaken. Apparently Eve showed us your drawing and we have to reconsider. Your art isn’t substandard “ Rosemary said clutching a compendium of The Crow.
“Coming from you, that means something” AJ said to Rosemary
Just then, Allie came into the store and hugged the demon
“Demon!!!!’ Allie said as she hugged Rosemary with the same force Bayley did
“Bunny, must you do that every time we enter an establishment?” Rosemary asked
AJ figured out that if she just had the right inspiration, that she could do anything and Rosemary learned to eat her words. This is Eve. Until next time NWF -
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You may write us down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod us in the very dirt
But still, like dust, we'll rise.
Does our sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
’Cause we walk like we've got oil wells
Pumping in our living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still we rise.
Did you want to see us broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops,
Weakened by our soulful cries?
Does our haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
’Cause we laugh like we've got gold mines
Diggin’ in our own backyard.
You may shoot us with your words,
You may cut us with your eyes,
You may kill us with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, we rise.
Does our sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That we dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of them thighs?
Out of the huts of history’s shame
we rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
we rise
We are black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling we bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
we rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
we rise
Bringing the gifts that our ancestors gave,
We are the dream and the hope of the slave.
We rise
We rise
We rise. -
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I am autistic myself and I hate this group with a burning passion. Why? Autism Speaks is basically an autism hate group. Well, first off they view anyone with autism as being diseased and wanting there to be a cure. Cure? Autism is not a communicable disease you idiots. You cannot catch autism from contact. It's basically different wiring in your brain. Kind of like how neurotypical aka normal people are like PCs and people with autism are like Macs. Sure we may be different but we can still do the same damn things. Yet, who has the biggest push when it comes to representation of autism in media? Autism Speaks. They treat those of us who have autism like we need to be cast off from society, like we'd do the world a favor and drop dead because we’re wastes of resources. Dude, autistic people can be fucking brilliant if you just give them the chance they need to show you. Like Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokémon he has autism and yet he created one of the most well loved franchises in Nintendo's history. Let's see Autism Speaks try and discredit him. That whole vaccines cause autism bullshit was put forward by Autism Speaks and that study was not only bullshit but the scientist Andrew Wakefield was proven to be a fucking quack. Yeah, that theory that many Karens hold that vaccines cause autism really doesn’t help anyone autistic or not. Vaccinate your kids, cause I along with many people do not want your unvaccinated children anywhere near our kids. The color blue and the puzzle piece are linked to Autism Speaks and seeing a blue puzzle piece on a bag of potato chips with Autism Speaks written on the bag makes those with autism not want to buy products that support Autism Speaks. Support products that support people with autism. To a person with autism, that symbol is kind of like the burning cross to the Ku Klux Klan. Use the rainbow infinity symbol and the color red instead. Your autistic friends will thank you. They had to go and ruin Julia from Sesame Street. Julia was created with Sesame Workshop and Autistic Self Advocacy Network. For the first time, there was going to be an autistic character on Sesame Street that was a positive role model to kids with autism and they had to go and fuck that up by partnering with Autism Speaks. Julia being used by Autism Speaks is like the cast of Glee being used in a PSA for the Salvation Army. In case you’re not up on charities, the Salvation Army is fucking homophobic and Glee is one of the best shows when it comes to LGBT characters. And don’t ever watch this film from them Autism Every Day. One of the moms in that video, Alison Singer who just so happened to be the former vice president of Autism Speaks said in the film, well just watch this clip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NTfZzS9b8 She basically said in front of her autistic daughter no less that she contemplated driving her car off a bridge with her child in the car. Bottom line? Autism Speaks is the worst fucking group when it comes to autism rights in America. Don’t support them. -
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Hi there, Eve here. Have you ever had to teach someone or a group of people a lesson? It happens a lot in our small town. Well, let me tell you about the time us Divas, well namely myself, AJ Lee, Natalya and Taeler Hendrix taught an impressionable young Allie a thing or two about sexuality.
There was a new cam girl site created by Natalya with a little funding from everyone’s favorite captain of charisma. It's called The Peep Show, makes sense right? Everyone was really digging the new cam girl site. Every Diva, Knockout and Indie girl worth her weight in sex signed up, even yours truly got herself an account. It was pretty enjoyable. Everyone got to show off just how sexy they really were behind closed doors on camera. Everyone from Lana, Asuka, Bayley surprisingly, the Bella Twins, pretty much everyone got to show ourselves being sexy.
But there was one girl who, let’s just say has a problem with sexuality. It was Allie, one of the Knockouts. Allie can be as cute as a button when it comes to cuteness but when it comes to sexuality, she's about as sexy as bacon grease. When everyone saw Allie's page, it was about as exciting as the Bella Twins eating crackers seductively. Allie was boring. She was reading the phone book in a cute way. I had checked the comments and everyone was like "Yeah, you’re hot" and "You’re so sexy". But even I could read the sarcasm through the comments. To be honest, Allie thought it was a YouTube clone.
The next day, everyone converged to Lynch's Pub. Everyone was talking about their cam shows and how they could make them better. It was kind of like a mini YouTube VidCon in a bar but for hot, slutty girls. Allie came into the bar and everyone looked at her like "WTF?"
"So, what did you guys think of my sexy little cam sessions?" Asked Allie to the crowd.
The crowd had paused for a moment. They didn’t quite know how to tell Allie the truth about her cam shows.
"Lass, I don’t know how to put this. But you’re cute" said Becky Lynch behind the bar.
Everyone felt a little weary to actually tell Allie the truth. Everyone spouted bullshit.
Nikki Bella: "Yeah you’re cute"
Brie Bella: "Really cute"
Nia Jax: "You even put Bayley to shame"
Bayley: "You’re cuter than I am"
While everyone was soft-shoeing around actually telling Allie the truth, it seems that AJ Lee with her bluntness and honesty just came right out and said what everyone was thinking.
"(Grunts) I can’t take it anymore. Allie, sweetheart. You’re cute. That's very much true. You’re about as sexy as Nikki and Brie when they snore." Replied AJ bluntly.
"We resent that!" shouted Nikki and Brie at AJ.
"We most certainly do not snore, well except Nikki anyway. I think she might have sleep apnea" said Brie Bella pointing at her sister.
"I heard that" said Nikki playfully shoving her sister.
Allie had a sour look on her face like she didn’t do a good job in being sexy. Bayley came up behind her and patted her back.
"Look, it’s not such a bad thing to be cute. Hell, it took me a while to get up to sexiness" said Bayley reassuringly
Becky and Charlotte piped up and suggested something that would change Allie's fortune for the better.
"Why can’t Allie here get sexy lessons from the sexiest people we know? Seriously, Eve, AJ and Nattie are pretty (points at Bayley's butt) cheeky." Said Becky with gusto.
"Wooooo. Then it’s settled. Eve, AJ, Natalya and Taeler over there will teach Allie how to be sexy" replied Charlotte with a wooo.
"Us?" we replied shocked
"Me?" Asked Taeler at the bar nom-noming on a plate of cheese fries.
We knew we had something that made us sexy, but we didn’t count on our sexiness being that important.
The next day, AJ, Nattie, Taeler and myself agreed to meet Allie at the Spankatorium. The Spankatorium is where women far and wide learn the most advanced techniques for being sexy. Every woman worth her weight in poontang graduated here Summa Cum Fuck Me. AJ, myself and Natalya followed Allie as she entered the school.
"Welcome to the Spankatorium" Natalya boasted formally.
Allie entered the Spankatorium and was amazed at the sights and sounds.
"Wow, I haven’t seen anything this sexy since I discovered Rosemary was into cucumbers" said Allie amazed by her surroundings
There were photos of female celebrities from all over the world in various stages of undress. There were women of all shapes and sizes being taught the art of sexy. We had to calm Allie down as we didn’t want her to have sensory overload
"Allie, come with us" I said to our button-nosed cohort for the day.
We had entered the training grounds and we saw Taeler Hendrix in a button down shirt and leggings that made her ass look scrumptious bent over getting some sort of set-up ready.
"Hi guys. I hope you don’t mind. I got everything set up for the sex lesson we are giving Allie" said Taeler leaning on a rack of costumes.
We knew we were in good hands with Taeler. AJ started off by teaching Allie how to be perky and sexy.
"Allie if you wanna be sexy, you gotta be perky. Like this" boasted AJ as she skipped across the training area.
Allie tried to skip, only for the young and perky Knockout to fall on her front side and bruise her boobies.
"Ow!" Shouted Allie in pain
Allie got up and cupped her boobs. She licked her figurative wounds and got back up. Allie tried to get back up only to trip again. I looked and AJ tied her shoes together when she wasn’t looking. Natalya tried her luck with Allie.
"Allie, if you wanna be sexy, you have to have the element of surprise. It will make sure men and women alike do not see you coming. Like this" spouted Natalya as she was simultaneously talking and taking off her lab coat to reveal that she was topless while wearing stockings, garters, and a high pair of "fuck me" pumps.
AJ, Allie and myself stood agog. We did not expect her to be this sexy.
"Shit, Nattie. We did not count on this!" Said AJ with her jaw open.
We all stood there at Natalya topless only for Allie to blurt out, "Crap. I came as soon as Miss Nattie whipped out her boobers"
Well since AJ and Nattie couldn’t teach Allie about being sexy, I thought I’d have a go at teaching her.
"Allie if you wanna be sexy, you gotta dress the part. Wait right there, I'll be back" I said as I grabbed a bikini from the rack.
I made my way to the changing room and came out in a little red bikini that barely covered my titties and ass. AJ grabbed her iPhone and motioned like she was taking my picture. I began posing like I was on a photoshoot.
"Yes, the camera loves you Eve. Work it, work it. Make sweet love to the camera" said AJ playfully as she was taking my picture as I was posing.
I decided to playfully whip my titties out for the camera. AJ was loving the action. I saw the flash go off repeatedly and after a while Allie tried in vain to repeat the same poses.
"Am I sexy, AJ?" Asked Allie as she struck the same pose that I did.
"Not really Allie, but I did get a ton of photos of Eve. These will go great on Hustler's Beaver Hunt magazine. They could be the new exclusive, 'Eve Torres, Barefoot and naked'" replied AJ looking through her photos of me and pointing at my feet
We had tried our best to teach Allie how to be sexy but failed miserably. Taeler then raised her hand.
"Um, Eve? If I may? Can I have a go at teaching Allie here how to be sexy?" Asked Taeler to the four of us.
"Yeah, if you can teach Little Miss Snooze-a-lot how to be sexy then I am all for it" replied AJ assuredly
Taeler thought to herself a moment and then had the ultimate idea.
"Eve, go to the cafeteria and see if they have whipped cream" ordered Taeler to me.
"Got it, it’s not a cafeteria though. It’s more of a mess hall. I'll go" I said as I bolted.
"AJ, find me two of the ripest cucumbers in town that you could find" Taeler ordered to AJ
"I guess. But where am I gonna get veggies out here?" AJ said to herself as she left.
"Miss Nattie, can you find some chocolate sauce?" Asked Taeler to Natalya.
"I’ll try my best but I won’t make guarantees, kind of like when I fought Charlotte" said Natalya as AJ dragged her away.
We had all gone on a scavenger hunt for the items that we were told to get by Taeler. It had been nearly an hour passed. I had come back from the cafeteria, luckily they had banana splits for dessert. AJ came back but was soaking wet and carrying two cucumbers in a bag.
"(Breathing heavily) I. Had. To. Fight. A. Bitch. For. These. Cucumbers" heaved AJ as she looked like she got 100% of the wind knocked out of her.
"What happened? On second thought, I don’t wanna know" I replied about AJ
Nattie came back with chocolate sauce but had a worried look on her face.
"It took me a while. But I managed to melt all the chocolate in my lab and turn it into chocolate sauce" said Natalya with a flask of what looked to be chocolate sauce.
Taeler then patted Allie on the back, got all the supplies needed and set them up on the training floor.
"Ok, Allie. First, I want you to get naked" ordered Taeler to Allie.
Allie looked confused
"You wanna be a sex goddess or not? Now get naked" said Taeler as she swiftly got naked.
Taeler undid her top and unleashed her massive mammaries. Allie followed suit and revealed her decently sized boobies. Taeler dropped trou to reveal that like my girlfriend Alexa Bliss, she doesn’t wear underwear but has a trimmed red muff. Her lips are pristine, like neither man nor woman has touched them. Allie followed suit but had on fun Minnie Mouse panties.
"Now get those panties off" ordered Taeler.
Allie did as she was asked and revealed a smooth and bald muff. Her poontang also look pristine. Taeler grabbed one of the cucumbers from the produce bag and gave one to Allie.
"I want you to treat this cucumber like it was a dick" said Taeler as expertly throated the fruit effortlessly.
Allie tried her best but she nearly choked. Taeler was patient and showed her again.
"No, like this" ordered Taeler as she slowly throated the cucumber.
Allie followed suit and she got all that length in her mouth. Taeler laid on the floor and began to hover the cucumber over her muff.
"Now, use that cuke to spank your monkey" said Taeler as she put the cucumber in her pussy.
Allie asked, "Like this?" as she plunged the cuke in her muff.
The three of us were getting an eyeful of the show in front of us. Taeler and Allie were fucking their pussies in rhythm. We watched them frig their clams with fruit for about an hour. Then AJ got restless.
"(Grunts) I can’t take it anymore. I’m sorry, but Allie, Taeler, you gotta hurry this along. This isn’t those sleepovers we divas host. Eve, Nattie, you wanna show them how it's done?" Barked AJ restlessly
Natalya and I knew our sleepovers often escalated to lesbian sex so we already knew what to do. I stripped off the bikini I had on and threw it across the training room. Nattie did the same and threw the bra she had on clear across the room. We got on our knees and gave Allie and Taeler as Paige often puts it "A good seeing to". I fucked Taeler and Nattie got Allie.
"Are you girls ready?" Nattie Asked both Taeler and Allie
Taeler and Allie shook their heads for yes. Natalya and myself decided to use the cucumbers but as makeshift dildoes.
"Allie dear I need you to go doggie style. Can you do that?" Asked Natalya to an eager yet scared Allie
Allie got into doggie position with a cucumber still lodged in her pussy and Natalya started banging the fuck out of Allie using the cucumber as a fulcrum.
"Here it comes" says Natalya as she inserted the other end of the cucumber up her own pussy.
Natalya was using the force of the cucumber in Allie's pussy as leverage to make her squirm.
"Almost there" says Natalya as she see-saws back and forth on the cucumber lodged in Allie's pussy.
Just then, in one motion Nattie broke the cuke off using her strong AF poontang causing Allie to feel her g-spot hit.
"I’m gonna bust" booms Allie as she spreads her legs and uses the power of her kegels to shoot the other end of the cucumber clear across the training floor.
Just then someone picked up the floor cucumber which was now in a hallway and ate it.
"Gross" replied AJ at the sight.
On my side of things, I was trying to get Taeler to let me fuck her. But she was crossing her legs in protest
"Come on Taeler, just let me show you how to do it" I whined trying to convince her.
Just then, Taeler out of nowhere plunged my face into her massive chest. I was involuntarily motorboating one of the hottest women I know.
"Come on Eve make my titties purr" joked Taeler as my face was buried in what looked to be some dirty pillows and I’m not talking about the cleanliness of her bedroom if you know what I mean.
Then Taeler laid me down on the training floor and just sat on my face. I've had all kinds of girls sit on my face from Alexa Bliss, to AJ Lee, and even Nia Jax which I’m still feeling the effects to this day. I knew what I had to do and licked Taeler's poon. I plunged my tongue into that red haired minge and she tasted like the finest Irish whiskey and her juices ran down my tongue.
"Man your good Eve" replied Taeler as she was tweaking her nipples to bring herself to orgasm.
I then hovered my mouth over that vanilla cake that Taeler calls an ass and put my mouth in her booty hole. Taeler's rosebud felt like no one had used it in a long time. I felt I had to give dat ass some attention. I knew I was doing something right as I felt Taeler's juices run down my chest.
"Fuck! You’re making me cum!" Exclaimed Taeler as she dismounted off my face and proceeded to shove her virgin minge in my mouth.
Taeler squirted some white girly cream into my mouth. Her squirt came out like a firehose. She tasted like licorice popcorn. If you got to have one of your girl crushes fuck you, then you wouldn’t make sense too. Taeler then sat me up and cuddled me which I have never seen anyone other then Alexa do to me.
"Thanks so much Eve" said Taeler caring about me.
"But I thought you were a virgin" I replied shocked.
"Yeah, most guys wanna titty fuck me, some girls wanna do my mouth and both fail to pay my crotch any attention. But you, you gave me attention. Fuck buddy pact?" Asked Taeler extending her hand to mine.
"Fuck buddy pact" I agreed.
Taeler and I shook hands and we hugged. Somehow I made a new fuck buddy. Awesome! Allie stood up and raised her hand to get our attention.
"Miss Eve, Miss AJ, Miss Nattie, Taeler, Can I try to make a woman feel good now?" Asked Allie eager to try her best.
We were amazed. AJ got completely nude and proceeded to sit on the floor on her back.
"Of course you can. Try it with me" implored AJ as Allie crawled over to her.
Natalya followed AJ to coach Allie through it. Meanwhile Taeler grabbed the chocolate sauce and whipped cream from the table. Taeler had this look on her face of kinkiness.
"Eve, you made me feel good. How’s about I return the favor? Huh?" Asked Taeler with a sly look on her face.
In a bid to seduce me, Taeler sprayed whipped cream onto her nipples and then licked it off herself. The act of Taeler licking her own tits got me so hot. Taeler got the chocolate sauce out and spread it all over my body
Taeler replies, "How do you like being a human sundae?"
"I love it" I answer.
Taeler sprayed some of the whipped cream on me and began to lick me up and down. She licked every curve and crevice on my body. Taeler noticed some chocolate and whipped cream go right down into my pussy and did something about it.
"Oh, let me get that" replied Taeler
Taeler licked my pussy. She licked me till I thought her tongue was going to become like sandpaper. Taeler hit my g-spot just right which caused me to come.
"I'm gonna cum!" I exclaim
With one more lick of the cream, Taeler caused me to squirt. I ended up squirting an arc onto the floor. Taeler finished the job and licked me clean of any chocolate and whipped cream. We decided to help out Allie as she seemed to be struggling with making AJ cum.
"Like this?" Asked Allie as she licked AJ's hotbox like a lollipop.
"If my poontang were one of Becky Lynch's whiskey pops, it would work. Don’t lick my pussy. Fuck my pussy with some feeling." Replied AJ frustratedly
"Like this Allie" I replied as I used Taeler's poon as a visual aid to show her how to do it.
I put my fingers into Taeler's poontang and showed her. Allie followed suit and was fucking AJ with an intensity we hadn’t seen. Allie was using all 5 fingers and was making AJ feel good.
"Oh! It’s working" screamed AJ in orgasmic bliss.
AJ braced Taeler's boobs and Natalya's tummy for leverage.
"You can do it, Allie" I cheered
Allie was reassured. She began pumping harder and faster. AJ gripped Taeler's boobs harder and Natalya's stomach harder.
"Fuck! You’re making me cum" screamed AJ in bliss.
Taeler lifted AJ in order to help her cum. Allie began fingering AJ wildly. With that wild fingering, AJ began cumming like a fire hose. She came all over Allie. Allie was confused.
"Eww, AJ peed on me" replied Allie with mild disgust.
"No, sweetie. That's cum. All girls make it when orgasming." Says Natalya as she dragged her hand onto Allie's chest and put her finger in Allie's mouth to give her a taste.
Allie took a taster of cum.
"AJ tastes like Cotton Candy Faygo and Swedish Fish" says Allie liking the taste.
"Thank you" replied AJ as she fainted from cumming too hard.
Just then, we saw a red light and heard someone clapping. The person who came out of the shadows had black and red hair like Taeler, face paint and huge boobs.
"Rosemary, is that you?" Replied Allie.
"Bunny" shouted Rosemary happily as she came towards Allie.
Allie got up and hugged Rosemary still covered in cum.
"Bunny, you never told me you knew how to be sexy." Said Rosemary to Allie
"I didn’t. But thanks to the help of AJ Lee, Eve Torres, Nattie and Taeler here, I was able to become sexy." Says Allie waving back to us.
"You just made my new project fucking awesome, all of you. I was making an avant-garde film. Screening at Lynch's Pub, tonight" says Rosemary happy.
"Come on Allie" says Rosemary as she walks a naked Allie carrying her clothes home.
We felt pretty good that we helped someone in both ways. Later that night, everyone piled into Lynch's Pub for the screening of Rosemary’s new film.
"Alright quiet. I want you all to (proceeds to pull a glue stick out of her pocket) glue your eyes to the screen as Rosemary’s new film is about to start.
Everyone got their seats, I sat next to Taeler and AJ and Natalya sat next to each other. We watched the film and it was the video of myself, AJ, Natalya, Taeler and Allie fucking. We watched the whole film. When the film was done, everyone cheered.
"Rosemary, you need to be in film" says Taeler shaking Rosemary’s hands.
I shook Rosemary"s hand too.
"Can I get the film on Blu-Ray?" I jokingly ask
"I'll send you a digital copy" says Rosemary surely
Everyone left the pub after watching the epic that was "Fucking Like Bunny". We got to help Allie find her sexy, I made a new fuck buddy in Taeler Hendrix and we got to see a great film. I hope you enjoyed. This is Eve, until next time NWF. -
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