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OMG ladies, 54 seconds in and I had to stop. Really, she had to show herself putting on on deodorant?!
I predict we are a year or so out from her filming while sitting on the toilet blabbering on about some nonsense. -
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I want to know who are these people (other than Bakery spies) who pay to watch her content? Truly, what are they getting out of this unholy mess of a woman? Do they pay and watch to make themselves feel better about their lives? What does she offer them? And I have to ask myself, why the hell am I watching? I guess I am waiting for her to hit rock bottom. So far there seems to be no bottom in sight.
She literally offers nothing of value. It is hard to watch somebody when they are so dirty and unkempt. Her sticker books, she seems to think they are a Very Important Thing for her to be working on. She doesn't have time to organize and clean her house guys, she's working so hard on her sticker book. A fricken sticker book!!
She hasn't changed from the earliest days of not really knowing what she does all day, but she's always vewry, vewry busy. Only now she's middle age, not cute, she's gross. -
.I don't love Mother's Day. I have had fertility problems. I am still very grateful to be able to celebrate the day with my Mom. How can someone who has 2 healthy children not love Mother's Day?
I'm so sorry. Watching Jen must be like a knife through your heart.
I couldn't listen to all her drivel, but I did hear her say she didn't like Mother's Day. She was blathering on about her reasons, and the one thing that stood out to me was "nobody buys me gifts."
I would love to be able to ask her why does she think that's the case? Why isn't she celebrated as a mother? We know why. Just like the consequences of seeking a divorce hit her like a sucker punch, she can't line up the dots on why she's nothing special as a mom. If she were a decent person, with her kids best interests at heart, she'd have a friendly, cordial relationship with Don.
She has never mentioned taking the kids card/gift shopping for their father on Father's Day. Does she help them with anything regarding their dad? She goes way out of her way to avoid the new Mrs. Ross and the kids step siblings. I imagine Tens and Don tried to include her in family events early on, but by now they've given up. -
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I think she threw some shade at the concierge experience on the Magic. It will be interesting to hear how she frames her experience.
I hate that i have to ask, but where can I find SMD's Greek Burger receipe? I remember the original video, but I cannot find it. Was in in the great purge and not saved? -
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Why doesn't she just go to Nordstrom's and use the personal shopper option. Ugh, how did she come to the conclusion the white dress looked good on her? It was too tight across the bust, left her looking like she was wearing a weird white sack. -
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How is it possible that she had no choice but to book concierge? That makes absolutely no sense. There are so, so many cruises to choose from, and going to Mexico is hardly a tough to get itinerary. She lives in her imaginary world with imaginary deadlines. The fact that she feels like she has to say to her kids it might not happen again tells me THEY might not be doing it again, but SHE is certainly planning on it. -
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OCD on steroids, in her mind she has to have every item of every collection she's currently obsessed with. It would be literally impossible for her not to order the latest thing Crowned is selling. She'll order one of everything until she moves on to the next compulsion.
I wonder if that baggy old worn out theater sweater got purged. Jen, buy one new nice sweater and dump the junky one. -
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The best thing about this video is how great it makes me feel about my own closet. She has such a hideous collection of clothes, it's all athletic wear. And yet, the watermelon shirt is still in the mix. Would it even fit her anymore. I'm really curious about her obvious attachment to that shirt, any thoughts?
She doesn't know what to do, so many ears, is she ever going to find a storage solution for all the overflow? How about STOP BUYING THEM! She truly does not deny herself anything, ever. It's disgusting. -
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All I see is Beefy Gene -
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I can't watch another one of her run snooze/cringe fests, I'm here for the aftersnark delivered by dedicated Bakers.
There's a song by The Little River Band, Lonesome Loser. Anytime I see Jen as a Disney stuffed sausage runner, I have the chorus of that song going through my head.
I don't think her kids are scared of every ride. She uses her children as an excuse to do only the things SHE wants to do. "Mommy knows you'll be scared on this ride, so we won't do it." Or "Mommy knows you only like these meals, so I won't fix anything different." She's a Lonesome Loser and a Liar. -
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Even with all the perks that concierge brings, she'll still be jealous of the people with the white Pearl lanyards. She will look like a poor in the lounge with her lowly Gold status and yellow lanyard. 
All you need is 20 more completed cruises Jen, and on your 26th, you'll finally be Pearl and get that white lanyard.
Do you think she'll continue to spend the big money for concierge?
Does anybody believe her kids are so picky that they only eat the same lunch ad nauseam? Earlier she went on and on about how much she hates, hates, hates to cook. And somehow miraculously, her kids only like to eat the same thing over and over. -
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What the heck is she trying to say? I cannot follow her ridiculous word salads, she thinks she is so funny and clever. Spaceman and/or all the Rosses must've laughed (like, we have to laugh or she'll pout and make us all miserable) so now she thinks she's adorable.
Concierge level is wasted on her. I can't imagine she'd be spending much time in the concierge lounge. Jen you're going to to have to talk to people. The hosts will greet you and your kids by name everytime you come in the door, and they will ask questions about how you're doing, how are the kids, what fun do you have planned etc.
Little lie of omission saying "I don't know how I got the price I did for this trip, but you know what? We're just gonna go with it." For a family stateroom with veranda, the price for three people is over $12,000.00. If she got the one bedroom suite, it is over $15,000. Disney doesn't do discounts on Concierge level. Maybe she got 10% for booking while on one of her other cruises.
So relatable Jen, single mom of two sailing concierge on Disney. -
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The smug is so off the charts with this one it's laughable. Has to make sure everyone watching sees that she's coming out of the United Club, that smug smile says oooh I'm so special, I'll let you plebs see just how special I really am.
Jen, you're actually
OH but she's not done smugging yet. She loves being carry on only (like she's the only one who's smart enough to have done only carry on) because she's off the plane and in her rental car in under 20 minutes. OH, how she loves having preferred rental car access. What the hell does that even mean? Anyone can join Alamo for Skip the Counter. Anyone can join Mouse For Less and get Emerald Aisle access at National.
Don't even with your less than stellar knowledge of DVC Jen. You're beyond stupid, you know nothing. NOTHING! You aren't even smart enough to see the point difference between a studio and a one bedroom. Unless you're somehow embarrassed to be showing that you're in a standard view studio, the cheapest type of room, pointwise. I noticed you had to say "deluxe studio" and also, "but it's fine." Damn right, it's more than fine. You know what real Disney/DVC "stands" would say? They'd point out that in spite of it's being cheaper pointwise, you still get a partial lakeview and a view (here is Jen, pay attention!!) of the The Electrical Water Pageant. BTW, it's been going on since 1971, it is a beloved classic and one of the last remaining elements of those early days of WDW. Who cares if children are laughing and smiling and older WDW fans have a tear of nostalgia in their eyes. It keeps the speshial widdow wogging pwincess awake, so it's bad, vwery, vwery bad and naughty.
And you're standing out on the balcony saying "I forget what this body of water is called." Hey dumass, you're staying where? BAY LAKE TOWER!! There's a clue, can you figure it out yet?
One last rant, please do not EVER talk about your 20 years of going to Disney as if you have some sort of knowledge and experience. You have none, other than walking around a bit, eating a lot, and leaving early. That is basically all you and Don did. Once you had kids, you visited characters and rode the carousel adding to your repertoire of "knowledge." Yeah, the crowds are insane on Presidents Day week and Princess Weekend. You know what you could've done? Take your wogging rear end and your waffle to the Rapunzel restroom area (this sounds gross if your not a Disney person, but really it's not. Jenuinely Unorganized can probably back me up on this) found a nice seat and watched from the back side of the castle and taken your time leaving. There is nothing quite like being one of the last ones out of the Magic Kingdom, it is truly magical. There's your word of the year, you could've done something useful with it.
Oh, and we'll be sure to alert the media that you've actually showered and washed your hair. -
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Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol I'm so, so sorry. So much stress and sadness, take care of yourself and your family, we will be fine.
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