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| The fact that Jen latched onto something completely random and made it her entire personality is on-brand.
“Jen’s eating croissants and is therefore going to see Taylor Swift in Paris” was a crazy stretch.  |
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| | Good thing Krusty made those 17 reels the day she got her hair cut short because looking at her now… yikes. |
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| QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 10/5/2024, 03:05) She is such a fucking bitch for booking anything bigger than a studio room.
This is something I’ve never understood about Jen. If travelling solo, I’d hate to stay anywhere on ground level with multiple points of entry (and hiding places 😵💫). Maybe because I don’t have the ability to simply withdraw myself from dangerous situations like Jen. |
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| | Jen has no peers to hang out or converse with. She has zero knowledge of social decorum or what’s happening in the world besides what her FYP tells her on IG. |
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| QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 6/5/2024, 21:26) I wouldn’t be surprised if the soup kitchen has the kids make something for her for Mothers Day. But she doesn’t want handmade things from her kids—she’s pissed that nobody is showering her with expensive jewelry and breakfast in bed. It’s all about being spoiled, not about appreciating her Circumstances.
Exactly this. Sadly, the days where she’d get a Louwee Vweeton bag that she’d bestow the name ✨Beauty✨ and do a ✨Bag Buzz✨ blog post on are sadly no longer available. Very sad.  |
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| | Jen is just there for the Gideon’s and Expo shopping binge. If it wasn’t for the fact that she would get completely skewered for registering only to shop, she wouldn’t even bother doing the “runs”. |
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| | No matter how long Don spent living in the basement, he still had two very young children who have a pathetic excuse for a mother. His sole focus should have been easing the transition for his kids, not swiping on Tinder. |
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| Did bestie have to hire paid actors to attend the party, who are the handful of people there?
Krusty has not re-posted anyone else’s social media from this “party” lol
Very strange how this friendless ghoul wanted to throw herself a party; put the money towards a new purse or a trip instead. |
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| To be fair, I would also be butt hurt if I got shot down by, of all people, Don Ross  |
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| | That party looked sparse and tragic. Keep your day job, therapist. |
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| QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 4/5/2024, 18:11) Why are they pictures of flowers and not CC herself? She didn't go.
Jen can’t even bring herself to utter her daughter’s name. She was very careful to not explicitly say that she went to the performance, just dropped some breadcrumbs to imply that she did. What a pathetic worm, she is. |
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| | Commissioned croissant stickers??! Just when you think Jen could not be a bigger loser omg. |
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| For someone who thrives on doing absolutely nothing and getting pampered while receiving attention, praise and gifts, you’d think Jen would be happier than a pig in shit during Mother’s Day weekend.
Alas, I’m sure it hits different when you have not one single person in your life, besides the two who are court mandated to visit every few days. |
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| | Soon, we are never going to see Jen in her size four jeans again because even those won’t fit her after her manic croissant phase. |
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| Sizing is ambiguous and inconsistent; Jen’s beloved Carve has made that clear.
I would eat my hat if Jen’s full hip measurement (the widest point of dat ass) was any less than 45”. |
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