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Hannah1984 QUOTEBoth of today's recipes were easy, relatively quick to cook and not new at all but pretty much what we've seen her throw together many times before, yet she still couldn't be bothered to make them properly.
I think she has even less patience than ever before now. She can’t even be bothered to fill a larger pot to cook her pasta, or to cut up an onion. The way she was talking you’d think chopping an onion takes half an hour, and she couldn’t take any time from her tight timeline to dinner to do so.QUOTEHaving said this, I also suspect she often hams up the idea of being in a rush because it adds to the illusion of Myhusband heading home for dinner, when really the only rush is to get back to the couch and take the weight off her feet. Andrew has usually eaten his reheated slop by then and I highly doubt Stupid would care if he had to wait another ten minutes for one of Dar's dinners, even when he is there. Constantly waddling and leaning on surfaces for support, is indicative of someone who simply can't stand for long.
Yes, I think so too. It’s an act, unless she really thinks she’s just rushed home from her job in traffic and has to quickly get dinner on the table for the family. And the play goes on with another scene where hubby comes home and notices her clean kitchen. He even declares, “Holy Cow!” in surprise and delight.
Yes, cooking dinner has become even more of a chore for Darlene physically. In all her cooking videos she’s saying I wish I’d done this or that differently. How is that good content for a channel showing meal preparation? Silly question of course, because …. Darlene’s channel and Darlene’s viewers, so not a concern there.
I wonder what keeps Steve coming home for more of those dinners, if he does. Imagine after a day in the office rushing home to a meal of salty cheesy pasta and a coke, before spending a long, long evening in that house with Darlene.
Yes, loving Cornflake Queen’s editing to what Darlene’s thumbnails should say. So funny!
Eyedunno
Thinking of you, Eyedunno, with what you’ve recently shared.
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Lol, yes, I see you noticed all her angst over that onion too, lol. Poor Darlene caught between fear of missing out on the true flavor of a real onion and her dislike of spending an extra minute making that dinner. -
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I mean, such a rookie mistake for someone who’s been cooking pasta for years. She should have perfected the process by now. It’s as though she has no ability to retain certain information gained by the learning process. How long does it take Darlene to climb a learning curve and come out on the other side? Because she’s fifty now, and a lifetime isn’t five hundred hundred years.
I know she didn’t clean up that mess properly either. Probably just wiped it and ignored the baked on haze left behind. But that stove isn’t long for Darlene’s kitchen anyway. -
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Are Darlene’s “dinners” really her snacks, and snacks are her actual meals? Because what she serves for dinner seems like calorie dense, fat, sugar and sodium laden snacks, without an hint of anything to do with healthy eating. Absolutely no vegetables ever served with any meal. (Onions, mushrooms and a few slices of bell pepper all cooked down don’t count, imo.) But as Darlene says, she “feels” it’s “a good meal”. Darlene says “sometimes you can add a salad or bread sticks” but she “just wants to enjoy the meal”, so no salad. Apparently a salad wouldn’t be enjoyable. (I’ll just ignore the notion of adding breadsticks to that meal as ridiculous). And she has that meal with a Diet Coke!
Does her body ever just naturally crave some fresh vegetables and fruits? Obviously not, otherwise she wouldn’t be where she is now, but good lord, I’d think any human being would just feel instinctively want some fresh foods, and realize that eating like this is not the best idea. -
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Scarlet66 QUOTEMore food.. Im sure she deleted all the old videos so she can repeat them all again without having to think of different content.
With DarLogic this probably seemed like a good plan. Quick n’ easy. No regard for the consequences to her channel, income or otherwise. She just removed her body of “work” from the last several years to restart with the same content. Those were probably the last of her more productive years as well as Darlene’s not getting any healthier with time. -
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Crusty Pie
Cute title, Crusty. And so true.
Darlene fondles her cheese, as well as all the “chips, cookies, Aussie bites, snack bars, packages of bacon, twice baked potatoes, ribs in sugary bbq sauce, coconut chocolate bars, protein drinks that taste like fruity pebbles” (quoting from Scarlett and Trixie combined) and on and on.
As for the quantities of eggs and yoghurt - I expect she’s consumed all the yoghurt and thrown out the dozens of eggs that had been in her fridge since Christmas in favor of the yellow yolk ones. (Somehow I imagine all Darlene’s dishes and glasses have an eggy smell, even with her dishwasher). Her kitchen counters too - everything in her kitchen looks grimy. And feeding dogs in the kitchen by throwing scraps on the floor DarCaveWoman style has a primitive look.
Hannah1984
Lol, Hannah at those video clips. Interesting dancing and smiling from Farrah. I can see Darlene trying to dance and smiling like that and imaging she looks cute. After all, Darlene had no compunction doing her tight pants dance on the internet. Who knows what weird dancing she does in private! I think Darlene probably sees herself very differently in her mind, in spite of trying to appear somewhat depreciating of her looks at times. As you say, she equates her weight loss situation to people who just have a few diet tweaks to make.
I haven’t got very far with this new thread and am falling behind. But Darlene is so repetitive that it hardly matters. Drop in five months in the future and it’ll still be the same.Anyone know why I would not be getting notifications for this thread? I made a comment in it and that usually works. I clicked on subscribe at the bottom and that didn’t work.
Same was happening to me a couple days ago. It seems fine now though. I was wondering why no one was commenting in Darlene’s thread, then came in to find lots of posts.Lord she's a mess. She had to be drunk cooking. I'm very surprised she hasn't burnt her house down yet.
Darlene check under your sink you might have a wet mess under there and probably mold. Or don't. Just let the fawcet leak away. No big deal when you're drunk.
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All the tread title suggestions so far have been great. Here’s what we have so far.
Hannah’s:
Dartoddler Can't Wait Til Dinner. She KNOWS Snacking On Candy Bars Is A Winner. Sucking Delight From Her BUBBA Pacifier, Also Stops The Scale Going Higher.
Crusty Pie’s:
No exercise in Dar's life of ease. Spends her days fondling cheese.
Bubbe’s:
Dar’s mantra is quick and easy, Pre-cooked food and treats is all we see, This healthier journey, Will find her on a hospital gurney
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Trixie saying Darlene’s diet is doomed and Scarlett and Trixie listing all her junk food, as well as Bubbe saying “gurney” was so funny that I made up one too. However it’s a bit too dismal for a thread title, lol.
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I don’t know what Darlene’s trying to lose, but it’s not weight. More like viewers. 
Who’s got time to wait around for Darlene to do that? And what was the point of removing those videos anyway. It’s not as though she’s updating with new and improved ideas about healthier shopping and freezer stocking. Evidence - today’s video. Darlene lives on processed food. At this point she’s not even stocking her freezer with meals she’s prepares herself - she’s just buying stuff from Costco, showing what she’s bought and putting it in the freezer. It’s all so pointless. But her fan viewers seem to really appreciate it. -
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I’ll go with whatever color is not on the loofah mobile, thank you.
EyedunnoQUOTEI quit smoking almost 20 years ago and kept 1 cigarette for another time. WTAF was I thinking...well I wasn't but my brain told me I needed it. I gave myself a good talking to saying "what, is it champagne or something for a special occasion?" Then I threw it out. You just have to be prepared to distract or mess with, your brain until it adjusts. At least that's how I handled it. I knew my brain would see the empty space on the table where I kept my cigarettes and ashtray so I put other things there, such as remote controls, so it didn't see the empty space and get me thinking about smoking
Congratulations on quitting for good, Eyedunno. The best thing you could do for yourself. And nicotine isn’t that easy to ditch. It’s such a specific chemical and there’s no substitute for it. So good for you.
That’s why I can’t understand why Darlene can’t control her so-called food addiction. It’s not as though she has to give up food entirely, as you do with nicotine, but just make better food choices, and even fill up on foods that are good for her. Yes, there may be psychological reasons for her dependence on junk food, but she still has a choice. With cigarettes or other addictions you don’t have a choice. It’s all or nothing. But I’m no expert on the subject. I’m just here judging Darlene’s poor willpower and admiring your strong one. But as you did with training your brain away from the source, why can’t Darlene make that sort of effort? She’s just hanging on to her junk food like crutches, instead of going full in with a good program. She really doesn’t want to do any hard work. -
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Yes, Pond, I’ve never seen pants hung like that before. It certainly makes it easier to see the label without digging into the rack.
Seeing that Darlene is such a fan of the brand Ravensburger why can’t she learn the way it’s pronounced. It’s “Ravens” like the bird, Darlene.
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Attention everyone: Lay those divorce rumors to rest. Darlene is shopping for shirts for “my husband” and letting us know what types of coffee cups “my husband” liked “over the years”. 
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Chortle2
That’s one stereotype of a doofus face right there, Chortle. Only Darlene could make that face without trying to do it deliberately.
No idea if the highlighted name color can be changed, but it seems to be yellow automatically once you use the tag feature.
Kayla MQUOTEI was really turned off by her description of opening & eating that bag of chips & ‘cracking open’ a can of soda. It was so creepy. She described it like a date. Out of touch with reality indeed.
Holy moly, Kayla! I missed that whole section, (often just listen and not look at her) and it’s a shocking gem. What a scenario. It’s like she’s going through a whole play by play and dissection of her chip and soda ritual, and even talks about “addiction” a bit later. Wow! Darlene is one lost puppy (well, not puppy, another animal, but it wouldn’t be nice to state it, lol).
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Pond Scum
You beat me to it, Pond. I was just going to check out what Kayla said about Darlene talking about her chips and soda and I saw it! Darlene is working hard to rebuild her channel video inventory, like her food inventory, lol. -
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Chortle2
Thanks, Chortle.
Now I’m wondering whether I’m correct about that particular rule. I checked the forum rules and it’s not listed there. So apparently we can diagnose, lol.
It might have been an old rule from another iteration of this forum and it just stuck in my head. I’m not sure anymore.
Your posts are always hilarious. I love how you talk directly to Darlene. I wish she could hear you, lol.QUOTEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wtf was that face? 10:57! she has gasping for air it would seem and pulled her mouth and lips back closed her eyes, took a breath in and continued. just eeww.
10:57. She’s talking about her “freezer inventory” so, it’s a strain on her respiratory system, lol.
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Sam Widges
Aww, she’s cute, Sam. Hope she wasn’t too badly hurt and that she recovers soon.
SophiaPetrillo
Interesting, Sophia, and perhaps time will tell one way or another. Steve might remarry and we’ll see the bans posted, lol.
CheapAssMustard
It was just funny that you brought up the strawberriy jam Darlene made just at this time, lol.
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