The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Spork Meltdown

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    If she knew people she would linger around after the race. :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Giddy at Gideon's @ 5/9/2024, 12:42 AM) 
    Size 4!

    Those jeans look dirty.
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    QUOTE (Applesoranges @ 5/8/2024, 03:10 AM) 
    Anyone notice how someone is no longer a mommy of 5? New solo photo too.

    Nothing has changed. Hope you're not looking to cause trouble.
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    QUOTE (CrankyPantsApparently @ 5/5/2024, 02:43 AM) 
    What am I missing about the IG posts with the embroidery machines and the phones?

    Very weird!
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 5/4/2024, 11:57 PM) 
    So she knows Charlotte loves performing but refuses to take her to any of the 125,315 performances she attends. What a shitty mother.

    Exactly! Take her to some shows!!
    I wish Jill and Gravy would take CC once in awhile instead of always going with Jen.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 5/4/2024, 06:56 PM) 
    That Instagram update is for the bakery :thumbs-up:

    Is it still there? I don't see it.
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    QUOTE (Free CC @ 5/4/2024, 12:05 PM) 
    How do you walk buy a Polly Pocket vending machine and say your 8 year old self would have died over how cool that is while having a LITERAL 8 year old daughter at home and not buy her one?!? Wtf is actually wrong with her????

    I am shocked and nothing about her really shocks me anymore. What's really scary is she doesn't even see how terrible that is. She openly shares what an absolute awful Mother she is. Such a vile person. Yuck

    How are Patreon members so blind to her "mothering"? :smashing_computer:
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    QUOTE (Shrimpgate @ 5/4/2024, 04:16 PM) 
    Soup Kitchen Instagram

    I "wonder" if Jen even got her anything? I bet that stuff is from dad and the grandparents.
    :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 5/3/2024, 06:24 PM) 
    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 3/5/2024, 18:16) 
    Now I question her handyman. Water marks are something. I'm not saying it was serious but the water came from somewhere and I would want to know where. Maybe unattended kids turned a hose on. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    It makes me wonder whether that's what she did when she says she had the house checked for mold. Instead of hiring experts to do a thorough inspection, she probably just asked her "handyman" to take a look, and he said "Eh. I'm sure it's fine."

    Exactly! Find the source.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 5/3/2024, 06:08 PM) 
    QUOTE (Livi! @ 3/5/2024, 17:26) 
    omg you guys, props to those of you who managed to sit through that entire live monologue. 😶 I tried, but very quickly skipped through here and there and then gave up after a minute or two. I cannot stand listening to her and all the crap she says. Jesus Christ, how does she not get tired of hearing herself?

    I didn't even get to the part where she says her mouldy flip is a fail. Can anyone paraphrase real quick?

    She went to the garage to measure for elfa shelving and saw something (water marks on wall?) called her handyman and he checked everything and said it was fine. She will need to replace the roof soon (she said roof not shingles).

    The people who flipped the house (she said flip a few times) painted the garage floor with something that is chipping off, comes in on their shoes. Handyman will try and power wash it off. And he can hang the elfa brackets when he does that.

    The patio door was bowing. She thought the house was caving in but the flippers just used a cheap door. She has to replace that.

    So she replaced the kitchen counter and bathroom counter, made an upstairs laundry room, replaced light fixtures. Doesn't like the bathroom tile and I can't remember what else she said. All that money and all she saw was same square footage, half the price as RM1 and a fireplace. She should have bought a newer smaller house without crappy flip finishes.

    Now I question her handyman. Water marks are something. I'm not saying it was serious but the water came from somewhere and I would want to know where. Maybe unattended kids turned a hose on. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    Her handyman is coming in a month to power wash her garage floor. What is she going to do with all the crap in her garage?
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    She doesn't have enough time to prioritize watching Christopher Allen. :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 5/2/2024, 12:37 AM) 
    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 5/1/2024, 07:22 PM) 
    I think the last thing Jen needs is another dog. I also think it was shitty of her to introduce her woo woo spirit stuff to the kids by leaving them a NOTE FROM THEIR DEAD DOG on Christmas morning. Especially if she didn't plan to get one for more than a year.

    I feel like she's going to imitate Montana guy. Show the dog/ drive the Dog in the 4 runner at some point for followers and likes and attention. Camping Dog.
    So it will probably happen after the mountain climbing and after she has to bring the car home to load up the Dog. Maybe later in the summer and before fall run Disney? or before Christmas for next spring travel shitshow. I think she even mentioned not doing run Disney next year. Perfect set up.
    But you know she's not going to do it because she wants to love a dog.

    She also follows/copies Eva Zu Beck. She has a large dog with her in her Land Rover.
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    Yes! I had to sign back in.
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    So where do we think she is going from LaVerkin. It's 4 hours to Salt Lake City and 2 hours to Las Vegas. I think she pretty much told us she was researching private storage facilities instead of leaving Blue at the airport. Like some of you said, I think she is not thrilled with camping and Blue may be sitting for awhile.

    Do we know where she came from to Sedona? Phoenix?

    ETA....I watched the ending and she said she is coming back to Blue later this spring.
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